Idjit Conversation Archive

I AM DDOO{: IS THIS FISHGRUNT?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: no this is erics personal assistant Barnabus [We will talk about Barnabus at another time]

I AM DDOO{: Barnabus

I AM DDOO{: get eric over here

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: ok ill call him

I AM DDOO{: I need to talk to him

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: hi this is eric

I AM DDOO{: Eric its bobby

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: oo i heard u were one spooky guy [we know Eric is working for Bobby]

I AM DDOO{: '''Did you idjitize that ep kid? [this is where it gets disturbing,but please read on]'''

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: well i started the idjitzing process [Ep a trusted Ginge has been taken to idjitism, by Eric]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: i started brainwashing him like carl [Apparently they use the "Carl" method of conversion] 

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: i tied him to a chair

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: with a bro bib [this is highly disturbing that they use a bro bib, A once holy instrument]

I AM DDOO{: how is he talking to cool david then?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: idk maybe he got out

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: '''how do u know he is? [Bobby also has access to Cool Davids steam account, this could lead to suspicion of some messages he's sent]'''

I AM DDOO{: I was talking to him

I AM DDOO{: it was a trick

I AM DDOO{: ya idjit

I AM DDOO{: GO CHECK ON HIM

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: Wat

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: apparently

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: he broke out and his tearing up a bro bib [from this we know Ep tried to resist, but he wasn't strong enough]

I AM DDOO{: He went offline on steam

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: but hes still in the room

I AM DDOO{: Get him back in the chair

I AM DDOO{: do whatever you have to

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: ok

I AM DDOO{: this is important

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: k hes in the chair now

I AM DDOO{: It will destroy fishgrunt and cooldavid [We now have reason to believe Bobby is planning an attack on the Ginges, we will look into this further]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: why?

I AM DDOO{: hes their newest ginger boy

I AM DDOO{: hes like a cat to them

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: oo those are his spooky new friends

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: kevin told me about them Kevin has now been confirmed for an idjit]

I AM DDOO{: Kevin?

I AM DDOO{: did kevin do his job?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: kumars vessel

I AM DDOO{: '''did he do what I told him to? [this is bad, we now know Kumar isn't in his vessel, and we're still missing a ginge lord]'''

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: all he did was read their plan for a movie

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: is that what u wanted?

I AM DDOO{: I told him to get their soup

I AM DDOO{: since walkens out of the game

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: idk if he did

I AM DDOO{: can you ask him?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: he didnt say he was working for u

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: ok

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: he says he got the soup [He has our soup, our kind relies heavily on soup, this could ruin the economy]

I AM DDOO{: tall him to send pics

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: wait kevin is working for u?

I AM DDOO{: yeah

I AM DDOO{: I told you

I AM DDOO{: 6 times

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: but isnt he filling in as the 1st gingelord until funky pete gets back?

I AM DDOO{: hes not the real kevin

I AM DDOO{: lo

I AM DDOO{: I rekt those guys [if anyone sees Kevin report him immediately]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: well whatever im just eric so i dont care

I AM DDOO{: hes just sandler with a kumar spell

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: spooky

I AM DDOO{: can you get me soup pics?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: WAT

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: nvm

I AM DDOO{: What was it?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: i was almost stabbed by Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes when i looked at the soup pic

I AM DDOO{: show me the pics already

I AM DDOO{: Troy cant touch me

I AM DDOO{: Hurry

*** Sandor's Spookiest Moment sent butt soup barnes.jpg*** [we will link this picture below]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: WAT

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: troy hacked it! [our good man Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes seems to have saved us, but how did he know about this?]

I AM DDOO{: NO

I AM DDOO{: BUTT SOUP BARNES [Bobby says he is coming for Troy, we will protect him]

I AM DDOO{: IlL GET YOU FOR THIS

I AM DDOO{: ok

I AM DDOO{: I have a plan

I AM DDOO{: kidnap abed [we have no info on if they have abed or not but we are looking into it]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: ill try but hes probably pretty well protected

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: Ding

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: oh

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: eps conversion is done [Ep has been fully idjtised, we are all very sad about this]

I AM DDOO{: ill order my other cats to help

I AM DDOO{: wait what?

I AM DDOO{: his conversation? [bobby can't read, what a scrub]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: conversion

I AM DDOO{: oh

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: hes an idjit now

I AM DDOO{: good

I AM DDOO{: tell him to get abed for us [If you've seen EP near Abed, tell us now, actually if you've seen him at all tell us]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: ok

I AM DDOO{: is he doing it???

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: not yet hes preparing

I AM DDOO{: we need our own skype accounts [We know they don't have skype accounts that could be useful one day]

I AM DDOO{: instead of hacking these ones

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: yup

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: wow hes calling his plan 'Attack on Abed' [What a fat name]

I AM DDOO{: at least the ginges dont know about the conversion

I AM DDOO{: they dont right? [We do know you scrubs]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: i dont think so

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: only me and barnabus and ep know

I AM DDOO{: so does sandler

I AM DDOO{: Hes having some problems with his fish man [we can exploit his fish problems to kill him]

I AM DDOO{: so we're talking it out

I AM DDOO{: I would kill him if I could conjour another kumar spell

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: what a scrub

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: ql3h49-835y-9ewf234

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: 32985y3298ry23 [at this point we got the accounts back]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: 329832gr9823g4]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: 32r3274y32r

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: AGG

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: q4895y [I wish we would have let them give us more info, we don't know what their next move is yet]

I AM DDOO{: WHATS GOING ON?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: 2489ey98gh

I AM DDOO{: ERIC???????????

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: fishgrunt

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: 124973t092

I AM DDOO{: ERIC?????????

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: hes hacking

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I AM DDOO{: FISHGRUNT NOOOO

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I AM DDOO{: STOP IT GRUNTLE

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I AM DDOO{: AAAAAAAAAAAa

I AM DDOO{: DELETE THE MESSAGES [we're glad to say they didn't delete them]

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: SYSTEM HACKED

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: finally

I AM DDOO{: fishgrunt?

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: what

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: i hacked eric

I AM DDOO{: fishgrunt is that you?

I AM DDOO{: 5477586978785478587987667767676677647657

Sandor's Spookiest Moment: yup

I AM DDOO{: 7667767676

I AM DDOO{: DAVID DONT

I AM DDOO{: 657567658485468754856868458568