Jonnhare

A Ginge, and a member of the Funky Five(I). His Ginge-Father is Funky Pete.

History
He was born in Newton Haven. He became best friends with Garrett(FAT), Guido, Funky Pete, and Bilbo, who all liked to listen to a guy named Marshall(Old)'s stories. They were always trying to conquer the Golden Mile, which was a route of 12 pubs where they each took 1 pint of beer, but sadly, they never made it to the end.

Once, Jonnhare had a tank made out of Petrol. An unknown person threw someone named Sugar into the tank, so Jonnhare beat him and Sugar to death with a baseball bat.

In 2007, he worked as a police officer named Andy. There he saw Funky Pete for the first time in years.

In 2011, Jonnhare met the Blitz in Blitz.

In 2012 he went on a journey with the Funky Five(1).

Family and Friends
Father: Unknown

Mother: Unknown

Brothers/Sisters: None

Sons/Daughtes: None

Friends: Funky Pete, Garrett(FAT), Bilbo, and Guido