The Funk

The Funk is a mysterious purple ball that resembles a sea urchin. Whoever owns it can be called Funky.

History
The Funk came down from the sky and landed on Bootsy Collins. On July 2nd, 1979, he dropped it off a spaceship, where Old Gregg found it. Old Gregg later gave it to Funky Pete for his hand in marriage. On August 26th, 2014, Funky Pete was killed, and the Funk was taken by Darth Pete.

The Funk was later obtained by the Mclovins, and used to cure the world of Eccleston Poisoning.

Owners
Bootsy Collins     ? - July 2nd, 1979

Old Gregg           July 16th, 1979 - 2004

Funky Pete          2004 - August 25th, 2014

Darth Pete           August 25th, 2014 - August 26th

Ginges                August 26th - Current Date

Uses
The Funk gives anyone the ability to become Funky. To do so you must milk it, and make it into a Funk Shake. Its milk can also cure Eccleston poisoning.