Regular Pete

History
Regular Pete was born on the planet Iridonia where he became known as Darth Maul. He then became a Sith Lord under the rule of the Emperor. He then decided to kill Liam Neeson. (The Phantom Pete). After he was cut in half by Obi-Fat Kenobi, he and dropped down a giant inconviently placed hole in the ground, he was ressurected by Ranjeet, at a price. He was forced to live on earth as a human. (1999)

He changed his name to Duane Benzi and moved to London where he met his brother, Funky Pete, for the first time. He then stole Funky Pete's girlfriend and after that they hated each other. (Licked)

But then Funky Pete and Garrett(FAT) moved in with him, and they were attacked by the zombie appocalypse in 2004. (Pete of the Dead ). During this time Pete was turned into a zombie.

He then tried to eat the Calcium Kid/Legolas. (The Calcium Elf)

Then, in 2007, he decided to be a TV Commentator for Funky Pete's marathon. (Run, Fatpete, Run ).

Family and Friends
He has no friends.

Father: Davy Jones

Adopted Father: The Emperor

Mother: Hariet Jones

Brothers: Skinny Pete, and Funky Pete.