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Aliases Jesus
Affiliated With Gingicans
Family Unknown
Species Human
Rank Gingican

Abed is a Ginge. His Ginge-Father is David Tennant. Abed is essentially the ginger equivalent to Jesus. Check out his website here:


Sometime is the 21st Century, Abed joined Greendale Community College. He became best friends with Troy.

When it was learned that the Idjits were after Abed, Fishgrunt smuggled him on board a plane on his way to a council. Unfortunately Abed was lost. It is assumed that since Abed was in a coffin and wearing John Locke's shoes, that he was transported to the Island. He later escaped the Island with Gobias and Fishgrunt.

On June 29th, 2015, he and Troy challenged Shia to Rap Battle. Unfortunately, they lost, and Troy was turned into a strange creature that couldn't stop screeching. Research is currently underway on how to fix Troy.

In August 2015, Abed was summoned to Pintalope Country to rek Adam Sandler with Kumar. Unfortunately, Eccleston arrived causing the Pintalope Massacre. During the battle, Abed was stabbed, and carried to Puzzles to recover.

Family and FriendsEdit

Father: Abed's Father

Mother: Abed's Mother

Siblings: None

Children: None

Friends: Jeff Winger, Troy Barnes, Britta, Annie, Shirley, and Pierce.

Enemies: None

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